let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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