I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
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