i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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