the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
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I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
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He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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