I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
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