I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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