Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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