Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
a search helicopter?!
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
