And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
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Is her dick bigger than yours?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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