You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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