I'm eating all of the evidence.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
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Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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