I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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