someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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