So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
My dick has a subreddit
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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