Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
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Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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