Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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