Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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