You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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