jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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