saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
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I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
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stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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