Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
high people should be assigned attendants
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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