What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
i out mim tonsoeep
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