We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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