she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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