About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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