see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
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I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
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I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
We need to get me chipped asap
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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