I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
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SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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