So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I feel like abortions should bother me more
farters have to be the big spoon...
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
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I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
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I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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