The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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