If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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