I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
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there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
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I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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