Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
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No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
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I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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