you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
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sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
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In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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