I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
