did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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