i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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