they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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