I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
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Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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