Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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