im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
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he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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