Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
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You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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