Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
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I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
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I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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