i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
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I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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