so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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