I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
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