Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
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I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
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He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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