Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
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It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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