just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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