if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
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I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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