if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
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I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
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On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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