walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
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