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Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??

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(810): Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me?? http://tfl.nu/91ci

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Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.

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(864): Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends. http://tfl.nu/vqfc

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no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night

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(248): no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night http://tfl.nu/lrsx

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what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?

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(817): what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!? http://tfl.nu/lfzq

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Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.

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(561): Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons. http://tfl.nu/mi7s

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THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.

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What?

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A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.

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(484): THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH. (610): What? (484): A TROUGH FOR VOMIT. http://tfl.nu/8z8s

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(757): View more from Virginia

i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools

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(757): i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools http://tfl.nu/dqol

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I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.

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(586): I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup. http://tfl.nu/qqt4

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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.

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(314): No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place. http://tfl.nu/fg0m

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I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.

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(301): I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now. http://tfl.nu/ln6x

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we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.

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(352): we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes. http://tfl.nu/aq7l

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Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.

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(616): Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening. http://tfl.nu/2jna

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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.

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Aspirations

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(250): My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him. (1-250): Aspirations http://tfl.nu/oh99

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'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.

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(425): 'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight. http://tfl.nu/r78k

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(303): View more from Colorado

These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards

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(303): These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards http://tfl.nu/9p4c

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