He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
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What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys