OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
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I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
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I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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