can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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