Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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