High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
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Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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