dude i'm inner monologue high
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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