We're facebook friends in real life
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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